The Ultimate Pub Crawl Planner London Needs: Why Bar Crawl Beauties Do It Better

So, you’ve been lumped with the job of planning the stag do. If it’s in London, it might seem particularly complex: the capital is chock-a-block with pubs and bars, so you probably feel spoiled for choice. 

Perhaps your WhatsApp group is already in chaos, or nobody’s agreed on a single thing except: ‘Let’s get absolutely smashed’.  

This is where Bar Crawl Beauties step in. We’re the ultimate pub crawl planner for London — and trust us, we don’t just mean a laminated map and a dodgy route through Soho. We’re talking about knockout hostesses, London’s hottest bars, outrageous drinking games, VIP club access, and not a drop of planning stress in sight.

Leave Your Thinking Hat at Home

More often than not, planning a pub crawl feels like a thankless task. You’ve got to herd the lads, find decent venues that won’t turn away a tipsy mob, figure out how not to lose half the group by pub number two, and still keep the energy high until the early hours.

Bar Crawl Beauties do all of that for you, with a big cheeky grin and a killer outfit. You show up. We ensure the night runs smoothly. Simple!

Your Personal Party Crew

Think of our stag do hostesses as part organiser, part ringmaster, part sexy chaos conductor. They’re not just there to look good (although, yeah, they absolutely do). They keep the group moving, the drinks flowing, and the vibes on point from start to finish.

That means not standing awkwardly in the corner of a bar, at a loss what to do next. No losing Gary in the toilets. No arguments over which club or pub to try. Your hostess is the glue holding the night together, with a shot in one hand and a dare in the other.

Drinking Games? Oh, You’ve No Idea!

This ain’t a night of Cluedo and Monopoly. We bring the hilarious drinking games, dirty dares and full-on stag challenges to every crawl. Think forfeits and body shots, public karaoke (bad singing encouraged), and a few surprises we can’t even type out here without getting flagged.

It’s not just about getting legless: it’s about making sure you’ve got legendary stories to tell the morning after. And the kind of photos you probably shouldn’t show your nan.

Tailored to Your Vibe

No two stag groups are the same, and neither are our crawls. Whether you’re a wild bunch looking to cause carnage in Camden, or you fancy something slicker in Shoreditch, we tailor the route to suit your crew.

Want pubs with cheap pints and sticky floors? Sorted. Fancy cocktails, neon lights and thumping basslines? Got you. Want a bit of both? We can stitch together the perfect night out.

London’s Hottest Bars, No Guesswork

We know where the party’s at, because we’re already there. Our pub and bar crawls takes you to handpicked venues, all ready for your arrival. We’ve done the legwork, tested the drinks, sussed the music, and made sure the staff know what’s coming.

No wandering into a half-empty bar. No 40-minute queues. No bouncers telling you to jog on. Just great spots, great service, and hostesses who know how to make an entrance.

VIP Club Access: Because You’re the Kings

Why end your night stuck in a queue, outside some dingy club, with a a playlist from 2007? With Bar Crawl Beauties, you get VIP club access as part of the package. No waiting. No faff. Just straight in like the legends you are.

And yes, your hostess comes with you. She doesn’t vanish after bar four. She’s with you until the lights come on, the kebab is in hand, and the taxi’s been called.

Zero Stress. All Chaos. Just the Good Kind.

We take the stress out of everything:

• Planning the route

• Booking the venues

• Herding the squad

• Dealing with that one mate who always goes missing

• Making sure the stag has the time of his life

You don’t lift a finger (well, maybe to raise a pint). 

It’s not just a pub crawl: it’s a highly personalised experience run by experts. And we keep it moving, keep it cheeky and keep it full throttle.

A Night To Remember Forever

There are ‘pub crawls’, and then there’s ours. If you want to wander around with a printed map and hope for the best, be our guest. But if you want a genuinely filthy, funny, unforgettable night, you need the professionals.

Bar Crawl Beauties isn’t only the best pub crawl planner London has to offer; we’re the only one you’ll remember (unless you go too hard and forget everything that occurred. Fair play, it happens).

Ready to Book?

You bring the lads- we’ll bring the madness.

• London’s top bars & clubs

• Knock-out hostesses

• Epic drinking games, dares & challenges

• VIP access

• No planning, no stress

Book your Bar Crawl Beauties experience now and make this stag do one for the history books. Or at least one for the WhatsApp chat.